Who we are
Our website address is: https://www.mirror-times-mirror.xyz. “We” are the Mirror-Times-Mirror-Trans-Media transmission management, staff, & visitors more or less like you, as presently served by Yours Crudely on the data-entry keyboard, playing the Editorial We March.
If WE is the website, however, we are also the Bod Library’s Annex for Media, Humor & Absurdity, a fortuitous coincidence, since the world MTM Trans Media reports on (i.e., reflects) seems to be as humorous & absurd as much of the reporting. As if MTM Trans Media’s own weren’t absurd enough, the website includes excerpts from the entire Peninsula Independent Press Association membership, providing a wider range of perspectives on the weird world & media….
—FLASH!~ Baang! Boom!! We interrupt this post with word that the website has been selected as the “1st, best & only on-line source of MPR (Mime Public Radio) broadcasting. Stay tuned to a flexible-length (you choose duration) MPR celebration: Sounds of the Self & Surroundings….
What personal data we collect:
~~~~None that we know of;
& why we collect it:
~~~~No reason.
Cookies: If you leave a comment on our site & girl scouts show up after, you can consider that completely coincidental. We neither collect any cookies we know about, nor serve as a front for para-military, security, & marketing agencies like the Girl Scouts, Salivation Army, Nasal Intel & Knothole Surveillance. If you want your name, email address and opinions saved, therefore, you will need to find another savior.
Anal Retentive Analytics:
Disabled.
Who we share your data with:
Nobody (& no data) we know of. Since visitors don’t have to log in, we’d have no way to know who shared any data you intentionally left or forgot here, without our collecting it. We collect not, market not, exploit not….
How long we retain your data
If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely (i.e., 0 days for spam, trash & potty-mouth to the indeterminate future for genuine contributions to the creative conversation). Otherwise. we keep our hands out of your data pockets, & hope for the same from others.
More generally, if your your text & image appears in the Mirror-Times-Mirror, they remain only as long as you are actually there being reflected, unless one or more of the mirrors also, like your phone, contains cameras, in which case what you say, do & think (if anything) may be recorded for inter-stellar internet posterity. Think well, therefore. offering nothing you wouldn’t be glad to have found on-line….. Given the amount of spam, trash & potty-mouth floating around, all comments must be approved before actually showing up. (So far, the deletable out-number the approvable more than 100-1. )
How long we retain our data
We take the Short Attention Span Suspension Bridge to & from work at the Pinhead Square Digital Center, back & forth even when distant-working at home, doing our best to retain our keys, never mind remembering where we put which data. ..